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Let me start by saying this: most of you are perfectly fine. You are decent, polite, probably good-looking people who naturally observe societal cues and are utterly charming while at a bar.
But some people suck and need to be put back in line. Which is where I come in.
This nifty little angst-filled guide is full of life lessons that will help get your orders taken care of faster, maintain a positive relationship with a bartender, and hopefully keep spit out of your drink.
Who's ready to learn how to order a cocktail?!